trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

After Xandar, you’re going to kill my father?

You dare oppose me?

You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.

youaremypath:

Geoff playing P.T. was gold (x)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

sum41overyou:

(27/41) of sum 41 being sum 41

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

look at this picture of me smoking 

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thats right kids i dont smoke keep jesus in your hearts and be like me

literalsame:

me: *is fresh, exciting and gorgeous*
u: *isn’t*

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

angelshawke:

Did you miss creepy Ryan?

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